..........

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

eagerladybug:

Wadda seems honest and naive and stuff but in reality her thoughts are just as dirty as Sal.

bless xasteriia for the idea

leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

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ruinedchildhood:

"Don’t even talk to yourself"

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

Sea Witch and Ambassador of The Red Sea.

'why dont you just use a speaker???'

why dont i shove a fucking speaker up your ass

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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we all have that song we love but we listen to the words and

'what the actual wall licking fuck does this mean'

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

❀ Cosplay 。RBAOZI and HANA

❀ Game/Anime 。DRAMAtical Murder

❀ Character 。Noiz

Title: I Write Sins Not Guavadies

Artist: Panic! At The Guava

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

what happened to the onceler fandom

For your wireless earphones for showers: Amazon search Bluetooth waterproof speakers. I have one for my shower & it's wonderful
readmeorweep

go away holy fucking shit can you read???

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein

without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster